In the spirit of the English Language, these nouns were verbed and you'd often hear us saying nonsense like this:
Loliya: Hey there, Helen. How's it going?
Helen: Great! What a lovely day! I'm cresting!
Loliya: Oh, that's nice. I'm down in the dumps, definitely troughing.
Helen: No worries, buddy, you'll be cresting before you know it! After all, life is sinusoidal!
Well, this last week hasn't been so much cresting or troughing -- it's been more... spewing. Without going into lots of detail, let's just say that my gastro-intestinal tract has been, to quote Lady Catherine de Bourgh, "most seriously displeased."
Though Montezuma has been quite comprehensive in enacting his revenge, I must compliment him on his timing. I had to miss two days of class, but this week was just review anyway -- easily shortened and moved to next week.
Super awesome care package. Thanks, Mom and Dad! |
And so it is that I find myself cresting today. Despite the fact that its 95 degrees in my house as I sit clutching my puke bucket, despite my runny nose and runny, well, you know, and despite the fact that I am forced by the Peace Corps doctor to drink Oral Re-hydration Fluids that taste like what I'd imagine a bucket of sweat tastes like. Despite all this, it is a good day.
Boy, am I lucky that I like reading so much.
Kindle!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso: "After all, life is sinusoidal!". I laughed so hard.
Your care package looks yummy---I love the winter painting! I'm glad you finally got some mail, and it IS great that you like to read. Reading is such a window to the world and soul, along with being very comforting. I hope you feel better soon! Wish you could have had lunch with Mark and us yesterday---but what we ate (Torchy's Tacos---amazing place) wouldn't have helped your intestinal distress. Hope you crest again very soon! Love, Aunt B
ReplyDeletePlus, reading is a great way to pass many hours!
DeleteI can easily imagine that conversation. I'm definitely troughing today but I'll be cresting soon! Miss ya.
ReplyDeleteMakes one miss Loliya, doesn't it?
DeleteAbe Lincoln - who said if you added up all the days he attended school, it would only add up to about one year - also said that his best friend was someone who could give him a book that he had not yet read. Look where reading got him! Ben Franklin said the one he felt most sorry for was the one on a rainy day, who couldn't read. And, this sounds terrible, but sometimes I wish I could get sick just so I could catch up on my reading. Go figure!!! Mrs. H.
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